Everyone is looking for someone.
when u are three- ur mom
when u are six- how to get away from ur mom
when u are thirteen- that cute guy with the funny hairdo
when u are sixteen - still the cute guy
when u are twenty- a reliable boyfriend
when u are twenty- six- a Husband
when u are thirty - ur three-yr old who got lost.

There are no traffic jams in the second mile.

 

Cheers
al:)

It all started with M gone missing.M is our office boy, he is the man who goes 14 floors down and up when we forget something in the car.He is the man who makes perfect coffee and knows exactly how everyone likes their coffee... He is a genius short of a brain cell.He usually goes "missing".We call it "M missing in Action";we really dont know what is that he does to go missing but highly suspect it being him yaking to his wife on the phone.
E was looking for M and he couldnt find him,M was missing in Action again.This was not good,we normally try to do all to keep the CEO from getting heated up.Being 66 it comes easy to him and at a time like this everyone tries to keep their distant from him.one can never be too far from the CEO unless u intend to get FIRED.
Al comes in picture and dumb ass that she is she actually asks him what he wants.(music in the background... ta da da daaaaaaa.. thats the piano btw).
E just wanted something out of his car, Al offers to run the errand.

We no longer have the basement parking.Everyone parks their car in a yard beside the building..in the SAND.
Al goes in the crouching heat opens the car and sits in it.Ha the leather interior is just so good.She only had to take a file back but instead she starts the car.Starts the music (Texan 60yr olds DO NOT HAVE good taste in music),she opts for the radio.The freaking car actually talks back to u, it says "Hello E".It adjusts your seating with a click of a button.Everytime someone changes the settings just press VALET and then it readjusts to ur setting.
I prolly was in the car for like half an hour till my sis called and asked me where I was.It was then I realised what my errand was.humbug.I locked the car and went back to the office.

When I handed the file to E,he asked me what took me so long.I muterred some nonsense.He smiled at me,"I know the feeling, its just so great sitting there yeah."

Any guesses what car I am talking abt?

Cheers
Al :)

Its nice to see everyone hit their brakes and the brake lights come up.. in an order one following the other... NEAT... things u can experience only in a city life.

Cherish your visions; cherish your ideals; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for out of them will grow delightful conditions, all heavenly environment; of these if you but remain true to them, your world will at last be built.


cheers
al

7:30 : standing in queue that was 50 ppl wide and i cant recall how long... 8 something we finally get in after all the chking and detection for ammunitions ,,, nah ,, they were chking for cameras... didnt want any PIRACY going on in Dubai now do we?? well one of the reasons we got in earlier was coz the ppl ahead of us started going off FAST..y?? coz they had "camera-phones" n this was one of the"HARAM" things on the list.
Panic ticked off in the group of 5 girls that i was in ...we were not going back to deposit our phones and loose our Place..so al has an idea. all the phones get stuffed in her lil bag n when she reaches the point where there were gonna interogate her , lil al takes over the that she is, puts on this real nice smile and says,"I havent got any camera".
NEXT!!
That is what it took to get inside the arena... whoowf... there were kuwaiti guys in front on us, and kuwaiti girls behind us... (I know coz i made sure by asking!!)

It started off with Darine,,,whom no body seemed interested in...DC came in ...loved it .. till Michelle started singing something n i was like," WHAT??" coz she was singing abt being strong and all , this lil kid next to me goes like," oh it is one of her solos ... B-O-R-I-N-G" (oh yeah n she was kuwaiti too!!! hte kid that is)

the part that there were like 4-5 guys hitting on me was so so cool coz we all know,AL LOVES ATTENTION... but the sad fact of life ... these guys were like 19 and younger... , i was so in love with Yacoub's frnd.
Who is yacoob?? the guy in the ponytail... I know coz Yacoub's frnd kept calling him, and he was the guy!! (yacoub's frnd that is).
but i m not really sure if Yacoub's frnd even saw me..

So over all :
Lots of Kuwaitis -
Fell in love
DC was cool
Saw kids who didnt have hips wearing real low jeans (dont there parents chk them??)
nice cars...
n my sis (who didnt go) was saying that the roads of Dubai were empty after 8


Cheers
Al

If u keep visiting for the next couple of hours u might be or or coz i m trying a few things .... this blog is just so boring..........unless i come up with somethng i like ppl bear with me

cheers
al

PS this a test to chk smilies ,,,,I might just be simile-enabled,,,, ant that exciting.!!!!

I just love this gurl....  she is ADORABLE.. :)

*I have realized i like a lot of ppl after i started reading blogs.

nyways Symbols wants to know...

1. Why is the world round?
2. Can i take over the world with you?! PLEASE?!

The world is round so when i take over it easier for me to move "around"...
no u cannot take the world over with me...to start with u are too sweet with all those bands around ur wrist u prolly be supporting some organization which is anti-al-rules-the -world. Things just dont work that way ,, dont feel down ,, remember u are in "like" ....

Cheers
Al :)

(After I literally begged her to ask):

What is your fascination with HUMMERS?
There are three tales behind this one...pick the one u like (. but what actually led to the obsession of the hummers!! ???- remains a mystery)
TALE -#1
Ahmed: Hey chk that mustang out... I love mustang..
Nasser: I saw this modified Eclipse that would kick ass !! ( after seeing a smirking al) what u got that face for?
Al: nuthng... its just that i have already seen the inside of a mustang and the eclipse..
N: So have we, if u remember i used to OWN a mustang...
al: well...so
N: nothing, why making it sound like a big deal.
al: u started it... like chk that eclipse whatever ,,, i just happen to sit more cool cars than u N: yeah...well i dont think so... gimme ur list and we will compare
al: ok ... there was mustang,eclipse, camaro..
N: when was the camaro?
Ahmed: yeah ...i remember that one,, ..hahhaha
N: well shut up , how abt a ferrari..
al: yep...
N:Hummer??
al: hummer.... no,,,,

A very determined al,*got to get hummer , need hummer*

TALE #2
K ( a stupid bitch i dont like very much):My finace bought me this
R: nice....
al: so!
K: Last week he took me to Burj al Arab
R: nice...
al: so!
K: He wants us to get married at the convention centre...we get to choose everything and he said money is not a matter..
R: nice..
al: so???
K:He bought this new sports car that is so cool
R: nice..
al: which one?
K: er..i dunno the name , but its real nice, leather interior.. red ,, very fast..
al: but u dont know the name,,, nice,, very nice,, u wouldnt know a car if a hummer hit u
K: whats a hummmer??
al: thats what my fiance drives...(lying)
K: when did u get engaged?
al: well it was a secret engagement,,, he is so rich and famous we did not invite anyone except first family from both sides.
K: so when u getting married?
al:Oh he has this project he is working on and needs no distraction so we gonna do it after he finishes it
R: nice..
K: ummm , so the wedding is also gonna be a private affair? al: no.... AL need to find guy with hummer!!

Tale #3
al driving in jumeirah with best friend since 3, hima...
Al: nice hummer.
Hima: yeah ,,, but its too huge...
Al: neat.. H: its K nt that great..
Al: I like it
H: uh ok
Al: lets rent one for the weekend.
H: its prolly too expensive ,, i wanna go shopping this weekend
Al: I wanna sit in it
H: why dont u flirt with that guy and he will give u a ride..
Al: funnny ...i'll just get married to a guy who owns a hummer
H: yeah do that ,,
Al need to find guy with hummer!!

When you wake up in the morning do you find yourself sleeping on the right side or the left?

I have to say, I never did pay much attention to what side i got up from so the next morn after i read ur question, I found myself on the right side of the bed .. the next day i was on the left ,,troubled i couldnt decide what to write ,, this morn i was under the bed..

* A very confused Al*

Cheers AL :)

Well i was gonna do the game-show-interview-thing... am so tired BUT i may be a bitch but not a liar so i m just gonna answer the questions...

True faith:
1. What does life mean to you?
LIFE, is a gift from Allah (swt). It is a lil game that we play. Each level difficult than the last.While playing this game we acquire different things such as Love,Money,Trust,Friends,Enemies etc. Some come in handy, some backstab us.Many fail to understand the meaning of the "game" n try to collect the "treasures" as many as they can, but the whole concept of the game is a secret score which lays hidden till the end.What u really have to do is collect Trust, Friends and Respect. Keep in hand enough "treausure" so u can survive to the next levels ( u can use these "treasures" to buy things that make ur next level easy).Your good deeds are ur hidden score. Mind, this game comes with no handbook so u have to rely on ur instincts and logical thinking to proceed taking care not to break any rules (Rules u make ur own and everyone has a different idea).U play this game only once so u better enjoy while playing it.
No one Loses the game unless u QUIT!!!.

2.What countries do you want to visit?
A: Rome, Italy, France, Nigeria, Greece, Jerusalem,Iran,Switzerland,China,Thailand,.. top of my head.
Afghanistan Albania Algeria  Andorra Angola Antigua and Barbuda Argentina  Armenia Australia Austria Azerbaijan  Bahamas Bahrain Bangladesh Barbados Belarus  Belgium  Belize Benin Bhutan Bolivia Bosnia and Herzegovina Botswana  Brazil Brunei Darussalam Bulgaria Burkina Faso
Burma (Myanmar) Burundi  Cambodia Cameroon Canada Cape Verde Central African Republic Chad Chile China Colombia Comoros Congo Democratic Republic of the  Costa Rica Côte d'Ivoire Croatia Cuba Cyprus Czech Republic  Denmark Djibouti  Dominica Dominican Republic  East Timor
Ecuador Egypt  El Salvador England (U.K.) Equatorial Guinea Eritrea
Estonia Ethiopia  Fiji Finland France Gabon Gambia Georgia Germany Ghana
Great Britain (U.K.) Greece Grenada  Guatemala Guinea Guinea-Bissau
Guyana H  Haiti Honduras Hungary Iceland India  Indonesia Iran Iraq  Ireland Israel Italy  Jamaica Japan Jordan Kazakhstan Kenya  Kiribati
Korea, Kuwait Kyrgyzstan Laos Latvia Lebanon  Lesotho Liberia Libya  Liechtenstein Lithuania Luxembourg Macedonia Madagascar Malawi Malaysia
Maldives Mali  Malta Marshall Islands Mauritania Mauritius Mexico Moldova Monaco Mongolia Morocco Mozambique Myanmar  Namibia Nauru
Nepal  The Netherlands New Zealand Nicaragua  Niger Nigeria Northern Ireland (U.K.) Norway  Pakistan Palau Panama Papua New Guinea
Paraguay Peru  The Philippines Poland Portugal Romania Russia Rwanda St. Kitts and Nevis St. Lucia St. Vincent and The Grenadines
Samoa San Marino São Tomé and Príncipe Scotland (U.K.)
 Senegal Serbia and Montenegro Seychelles Sierra Leone Singapore Slovakia Slovenia Solomon Islands Somalia South Africa  Spain Sri Lanka
Sudan Suriname Swaziland Sweden Switzerland Syria Taiwan Tajikistan  Thailand Togo Tonga Trinidad and Tobago  Tunisia Turkey Turkmenistan
Tuvalu Uganda Ukraine United Kingdom United States  Uruguay Uzbekistan  Vanuatu Vatican City (Holy See)  Venezuela Vietnam   Wales (U.K.) Western Sahara  Yemen  Yugoslavia Zaire Zambia  Zimbabwe.....yeah i guess thats about all ... easier for me to take over the world in the near future.


cheers

Al :)

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!!

i had answered all the questions in Part duex ... BUT had done it from home last nite,,, this morn somethng went wrong n i lost it!!! WAHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, nyways ,,, it was all screwed up to start with ,, the font and all so i decide to edit it and i edited it a bit too much kinda deleted it ,, I DUNNO HOW * al goes to corner to cry *
will answer it again ,,, but its not gonna be the same !!! so anyways ... prolly tonite ! inshalla ... or during lunch,,, or ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Cheers
al :)

H: Yes we are back !!! (full of enthusiasm)
A: whateverrrrrrrrrrr (rolling eyes to the back of the head)
H:Sorry Al, didn’t quite get what u said. Do u want to re-adjust the wiring?
A: no, actually heheheh... that was one of my personalities...hehehehe
H:whatever.... anyway back to our questions and this one is from True Faith, a Kuwaity blogger who is very sensitive, keeps deleting her blog causes a havoc and then returns as if nothing happened. She wants to know: 1.What does life mean to you? and