(After I literally begged her to ask):

What is your fascination with HUMMERS?
There are three tales behind this one...pick the one u like (. but what actually led to the obsession of the hummers!! ???- remains a mystery)
TALE -#1
Ahmed: Hey chk that mustang out... I love mustang..
Nasser: I saw this modified Eclipse that would kick ass !! ( after seeing a smirking al) what u got that face for?
Al: nuthng... its just that i have already seen the inside of a mustang and the eclipse..
N: So have we, if u remember i used to OWN a mustang...
al: well...so
N: nothing, why making it sound like a big deal.
al: u started it... like chk that eclipse whatever ,,, i just happen to sit more cool cars than u N: yeah...well i dont think so... gimme ur list and we will compare
al: ok ... there was mustang,eclipse, camaro..
N: when was the camaro?
Ahmed: yeah ...i remember that one,, ..hahhaha
N: well shut up , how abt a ferrari..
al: yep...
N:Hummer??
al: hummer.... no,,,,

A very determined al,*got to get hummer , need hummer*

TALE #2
K ( a stupid bitch i dont like very much):My finace bought me this
R: nice....
al: so!
K: Last week he took me to Burj al Arab
R: nice...
al: so!
K: He wants us to get married at the convention centre...we get to choose everything and he said money is not a matter..
R: nice..
al: so???
K:He bought this new sports car that is so cool
R: nice..
al: which one?
K: er..i dunno the name , but its real nice, leather interior.. red ,, very fast..
al: but u dont know the name,,, nice,, very nice,, u wouldnt know a car if a hummer hit u
K: whats a hummmer??
al: thats what my fiance drives...(lying)
K: when did u get engaged?
al: well it was a secret engagement,,, he is so rich and famous we did not invite anyone except first family from both sides.
K: so when u getting married?
al:Oh he has this project he is working on and needs no distraction so we gonna do it after he finishes it
R: nice..
K: ummm , so the wedding is also gonna be a private affair? al: no.... AL need to find guy with hummer!!

Tale #3
al driving in jumeirah with best friend since 3, hima...
Al: nice hummer.
Hima: yeah ,,, but its too huge...
Al: neat.. H: its K nt that great..
Al: I like it
H: uh ok
Al: lets rent one for the weekend.
H: its prolly too expensive ,, i wanna go shopping this weekend
Al: I wanna sit in it
H: why dont u flirt with that guy and he will give u a ride..
Al: funnny ...i'll just get married to a guy who owns a hummer
H: yeah do that ,,
Al need to find guy with hummer!!

When you wake up in the morning do you find yourself sleeping on the right side or the left?

I have to say, I never did pay much attention to what side i got up from so the next morn after i read ur question, I found myself on the right side of the bed .. the next day i was on the left ,,troubled i couldnt decide what to write ,, this morn i was under the bed..

* A very confused Al*

Cheers AL :)

Well i was gonna do the game-show-interview-thing... am so tired BUT i may be a bitch but not a liar so i m just gonna answer the questions...

True faith:
1. What does life mean to you?
LIFE, is a gift from Allah (swt). It is a lil game that we play. Each level difficult than the last.While playing this game we acquire different things such as Love,Money,Trust,Friends,Enemies etc. Some come in handy, some backstab us.Many fail to understand the meaning of the "game" n try to collect the "treasures" as many as they can, but the whole concept of the game is a secret score which lays hidden till the end.What u really have to do is collect Trust, Friends and Respect. Keep in hand enough "treausure" so u can survive to the next levels ( u can use these "treasures" to buy things that make ur next level easy).Your good deeds are ur hidden score. Mind, this game comes with no handbook so u have to rely on ur instincts and logical thinking to proceed taking care not to break any rules (Rules u make ur own and everyone has a different idea).U play this game only once so u better enjoy while playing it.
No one Loses the game unless u QUIT!!!.

2.What countries do you want to visit?
A: Rome, Italy, France, Nigeria, Greece, Jerusalem,Iran,Switzerland,China,Thailand,.. top of my head.
Afghanistan Albania Algeria  Andorra Angola Antigua and Barbuda Argentina  Armenia Australia Austria Azerbaijan  Bahamas Bahrain Bangladesh Barbados Belarus  Belgium  Belize Benin Bhutan Bolivia Bosnia and Herzegovina Botswana  Brazil Brunei Darussalam Bulgaria Burkina Faso
Burma (Myanmar) Burundi  Cambodia Cameroon Canada Cape Verde Central African Republic Chad Chile China Colombia Comoros Congo Democratic Republic of the  Costa Rica Côte d'Ivoire Croatia Cuba Cyprus Czech Republic  Denmark Djibouti  Dominica Dominican Republic  East Timor
Ecuador Egypt  El Salvador England (U.K.) Equatorial Guinea Eritrea
Estonia Ethiopia  Fiji Finland France Gabon Gambia Georgia Germany Ghana
Great Britain (U.K.) Greece Grenada  Guatemala Guinea Guinea-Bissau
Guyana H  Haiti Honduras Hungary Iceland India  Indonesia Iran Iraq  Ireland Israel Italy  Jamaica Japan Jordan Kazakhstan Kenya  Kiribati
Korea, Kuwait Kyrgyzstan Laos Latvia Lebanon  Lesotho Liberia Libya  Liechtenstein Lithuania Luxembourg Macedonia Madagascar Malawi Malaysia
Maldives Mali  Malta Marshall Islands Mauritania Mauritius Mexico Moldova Monaco Mongolia Morocco Mozambique Myanmar  Namibia Nauru
Nepal  The Netherlands New Zealand Nicaragua  Niger Nigeria Northern Ireland (U.K.) Norway  Pakistan Palau Panama Papua New Guinea
Paraguay Peru  The Philippines Poland Portugal Romania Russia Rwanda St. Kitts and Nevis St. Lucia St. Vincent and The Grenadines
Samoa San Marino São Tomé and Príncipe Scotland (U.K.)
 Senegal Serbia and Montenegro Seychelles Sierra Leone Singapore Slovakia Slovenia Solomon Islands Somalia South Africa  Spain Sri Lanka
Sudan Suriname Swaziland Sweden Switzerland Syria Taiwan Tajikistan  Thailand Togo Tonga Trinidad and Tobago  Tunisia Turkey Turkmenistan
Tuvalu Uganda Ukraine United Kingdom United States  Uruguay Uzbekistan  Vanuatu Vatican City (Holy See)  Venezuela Vietnam   Wales (U.K.) Western Sahara  Yemen  Yugoslavia Zaire Zambia  Zimbabwe.....yeah i guess thats about all ... easier for me to take over the world in the near future.


cheers

Al :)

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!!

i had answered all the questions in Part duex ... BUT had done it from home last nite,,, this morn somethng went wrong n i lost it!!! WAHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, nyways ,,, it was all screwed up to start with ,, the font and all so i decide to edit it and i edited it a bit too much kinda deleted it ,, I DUNNO HOW * al goes to corner to cry *
will answer it again ,,, but its not gonna be the same !!! so anyways ... prolly tonite ! inshalla ... or during lunch,,, or ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Cheers
al :)

H: Yes we are back !!! (full of enthusiasm)
A: whateverrrrrrrrrrr (rolling eyes to the back of the head)
H:Sorry Al, didn’t quite get what u said. Do u want to re-adjust the wiring?
A: no, actually heheheh... that was one of my personalities...hehehehe
H:whatever.... anyway back to our questions and this one is from True Faith, a Kuwaity blogger who is very sensitive, keeps deleting her blog causes a havoc and then returns as if nothing happened. She wants to know: 1.What does life mean to you? and

*Applause*
Hello everyone and welcome to yet another exciting episode of "Ask Your Star – 2".
Last week we asked U to ask ur favorite star any two questions but as we can see this "star" hasn’t got many fans.
*Awe*
Let us first start by welcoming out guest for tonite…. Ms Al
*Applause*
Host: hello Al, it is very nice to finally see u .. but werent u suppose to be a bit taller?
Al: erm… hi *big smile*
H: So as u must be aware we give ur fans to ask u 2 questions n u have to honestly answer them
A: Yes…
H: our first two questions are from a comentator, James Bond as he calls himself does not blog but has a keen interest in reading other blogs which he saves in his "favourites" and goes through then everyday, when he is supposedly "working".
* Host Reads* , uh… his questions are:
1- Why would I bother asking you two questions? and
2.) Imagine you had the last pepsi on earth, what would you do with it ?
Let me answer the first one please. *Al nods for approval* the reason for the "two" questions is coz this freaking show is called "Ask your star – 2" n the second one ms al?
A: Give it to my lil sis J, she loves pepsi … I personally am not a big fan of pop. I drink and eat everything that comes my way J
H: Our next questions come from AmitL , an Indian blogger residing in Dubai. A fun-loving guy who loves to attend Blog meets. As of record he has never missed any, be it Abu Dhabi, Dubai or Ras al Khaimah. His questions to you are:
1-If you have a choice to make between an ugly guy with a grand hummer and a handsome one,but,with a second-hand car,who'd u choose and why?:)
2-Your best dream till date?
A: I would two-time both of them and see who is worth the time. Usually neither are but if the good-looking guy is better, then I would go out on a date with the not-so-good-looking-guy (never refer to people’s appearance as UGLY – my two fils), push him off the cliff take the Hummer and live happily with the good- looker.
If the N-S-G-L-G is better, dump the loser with the horrible car and live happily ever after (if there is such a thing). I may be materialistic but honestly looks don’t matter much. (prolly has to do with the fact that myself being a fat ugly bitch) J
My dream date till date was when I went with a certain someone and all we did was talk and hit each other. That was prolly the first time in my life that I did not eat for 3 entire hours, and didn’t even realize it.
*al takes a long pause….*
H: Well coming all the way from Oman, Kaza one of the funniest bloggers to date who also has a reputation of being a whore and some suspect her sexuality wants to know:
1- whats worse, someone burping or farting in front of you?
2-If I had a hummer would you become lesbian??
A: Someone burping is more acceptable, that way they cant tell anyone, "I think it was her". Everyone knows who the real culprit is. Muhahaha Muhahahaha.
It would take more that a hummer to convert me into a lesbian, maybe 3 hummers and my mind just might start playing games . J
*Host who happens to be a female moves away from al*
H: erm… this one is from a BURDEE??
A: oh burdee, I know him… known him since he was a lil insy winsy chick…(hehehehe), what does he wants to know, why don’t I talk to him when I am WORKING!!!?? ‘coz I am working!!
H: lol, no he just wants to know that if:
1-IF YOU SAW YOUR BF, WHO YOU LOVE, AND YOUR DADDY, WHO YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE AS WELL, DROWNING TOGETHER, WHO WOULD YOU SAVE..?? and
2-IF YOU KNEW IT WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHO WOULD YOU SPEND IT WITH AND WHY..?
A: My boyfriend(if I ever get to keep one for so long to commit to ny kind of a realtionship), might just dump me and move on regardless that I saved his life. My father on the other hand has no choice but to bear me till the day he lives, there is no way he can ever get rid of me and being the annoying brat that I am I choose me DAD… (I know it was obvious)
My last day on earth??? I would throw a big bashful party and invite all the people I have ever met, even for a split second.(if I can know my last day on earth, possibility everything is possible)and spend it with everyone…(arent I the generous kind)
H: This next question is from Kuwait one who refers to himself as "the Don", of what little that we have heard of him he seems to be nothing like a DON , but a very sweet 6 ft biker who does not show his legs. His questions to you are:
1) Did you ever thought, or at least cross your mind, to meet me if you had the chance ? :))
2) What does a man have to do to kiss you ? ;)
A: how abt I answer the first one in a simple "YES!!!"
To kiss me is simple, keep me interested for atleast 8 months (the record holder is 6 months and he still get a kiss!!!) or get a ring on my finger… the choice is urs.
PS: My memory span = same as a goldfish,
My interest span < memory span.
H: Are u playing hard to get?
A: not really, I m pretty easy to talk to its just that I have never been there.*al Sighs*
H:Oh see another Kuwaiti Blogger , but its time for a break.Be right Back.

I was visiting Don n I kinda stole his idea :)... so here goes (btw he stole it from someone else so i was kinda inspired from his idea of stealing from a fellow blogger) or does it mean i stole his idea of stealing??!!!

anyway here goes ask me any two questions and i will answer them.
cool huh!! 

Cheers
Al :)

Blank : bare, barren, clean, empty, fresh, new, pale, plain, spotless, unfilled, unmarked, untouched, unused, vacant, vacuous, virgin, void, white.

As I stare at the screen, I see a blank page staring back at me , waiting for me to fill it. This page is like life. What do I write?What do I do? What if I make a mistake?

Mistake:aberration, bloomer, blooper, blunder, boner, boo-boo, bungle, confusion, delusion, erratum, false move, false step, fault, faux pas, flub, fluff, gaffe, goof, howler, illusion, inaccuracy, inadvertence, lapse, misapplication, misapprehension, miscalculation, misconception, misinterpretation, misjudgment, misprint, misstatement, misstep, misunderstanding, muddle, neglect, omission, overestimation, oversight, slight, slip, slip-up, snafu, solecism, trip, typo, underestimation

Will it offend anyone? Will it haunt me? Do I have the right to error?

U cant undo the past. U cant  undo an error ..so what can u do? Sit, wait and let life take its course while u do nothing? or u can get out there make mistakes and learn from them.
It is easy to say "learn from ur mistakes", but do u actually learn anything? or do u live in the fear that one day this "error" will un-veil itself, barren for everyone to see what an idiot u were. Can anybody live up to the standards they are expected to? Where do these standards come from?


Al :l

 
A guy a "PLAYAA"   but   A gurl a "SLUT" ??


When we were back in high school, the time when mobile was a term reffered to "movable". "Roaming" had nothing to do with an international line and cellular phones were those really huge "ANEES" ones and only Daddies carried. Our friends or whoever wanted to talk to us would call us on the LAND LINE. Does anyone remember those times?

A lil al accompaning her mother to aunt's place. The phone rings,
"Hello" , sorry "Alooooooo" ...."Not here, call afterwards" Laughing my aunt turns to my mom,"it was one of the girls for H.He has all this girls all over him.But u see he is NOT interested in any of the girls.blah blah blah ..."
Aunty Z,"Oh thats nothing, J has girls callin him as soon as he gets home and it is getting worse now coz they are gonna have a prom or something..."
This continues with all the mothers braggin how popular their sons are with the gurls BUT if a girl is even going out with a guy, she has low moral values and is clearly a slut.
Double standards i tell ya!!!

There is nothing I can do about it...humbug!

Cheers
Al :)

PS: Met a guy in "purple" shorts at the police station.

• The air I breathe.
• The flowers I smell
• The water I drink at work.
• The caffine at work.
• The fast internet connection at work.
• Telephone calls to friends from work
• Cake that I am eating (someone's burdae at work)
• Fuel that I fill to drive around ( from work)
• Free tickets I get (thnx to work)
• Little thank u notes and gifts I get from ppl at work
• Days off I get to spend time with my car from work
• Lunches I get to take from work

Let me repharse the title:

BEST THINGS ARE FREE FROM WORK............

cheers
al :)