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Hello everyone and welcome to yet another exciting episode of "Ask Your Star – 2".
Last week we asked U to ask ur favorite star any two questions but as we can see this "star" hasn’t got many fans.
*Awe*
Let us first start by welcoming out guest for tonite…. Ms Al
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Host: hello Al, it is very nice to finally see u .. but werent u suppose to be a bit taller?
Al: erm… hi *big smile*
H: So as u must be aware we give ur fans to ask u 2 questions n u have to honestly answer them
A: Yes…
H: our first two questions are from a comentator, James Bond as he calls himself does not blog but has a keen interest in reading other blogs which he saves in his "favourites" and goes through then everyday, when he is supposedly "working".
* Host Reads* , uh… his questions are:
1- Why would I bother asking you two questions? and
2.) Imagine you had the last pepsi on earth, what would you do with it ?
Let me answer the first one please. *Al nods for approval* the reason for the "two" questions is coz this freaking show is called "Ask your star – 2" n the second one ms al?
A: Give it to my lil sis J, she loves pepsi … I personally am not a big fan of pop. I drink and eat everything that comes my way J
H: Our next questions come from AmitL , an Indian blogger residing in Dubai. A fun-loving guy who loves to attend Blog meets. As of record he has never missed any, be it Abu Dhabi, Dubai or Ras al Khaimah. His questions to you are:
1-If you have a choice to make between an ugly guy with a grand hummer and a handsome one,but,with a second-hand car,who'd u choose and why?:)
2-Your best dream till date?
A: I would two-time both of them and see who is worth the time. Usually neither are but if the good-looking guy is better, then I would go out on a date with the not-so-good-looking-guy (never refer to people’s appearance as UGLY – my two fils), push him off the cliff take the Hummer and live happily with the good- looker.
If the N-S-G-L-G is better, dump the loser with the horrible car and live happily ever after (if there is such a thing). I may be materialistic but honestly looks don’t matter much. (prolly has to do with the fact that myself being a fat ugly bitch) J
My dream date till date was when I went with a certain someone and all we did was talk and hit each other. That was prolly the first time in my life that I did not eat for 3 entire hours, and didn’t even realize it.
*al takes a long pause….*
H: Well coming all the way from Oman, Kaza one of the funniest bloggers to date who also has a reputation of being a whore and some suspect her sexuality wants to know:
1- whats worse, someone burping or farting in front of you?
2-If I had a hummer would you become lesbian??
A: Someone burping is more acceptable, that way they cant tell anyone, "I think it was her". Everyone knows who the real culprit is. Muhahaha Muhahahaha.
It would take more that a hummer to convert me into a lesbian, maybe 3 hummers and my mind just might start playing games . J
*Host who happens to be a female moves away from al*
H: erm… this one is from a BURDEE??
A: oh burdee, I know him… known him since he was a lil insy winsy chick…(hehehehe), what does he wants to know, why don’t I talk to him when I am WORKING!!!?? ‘coz I am working!!
H: lol, no he just wants to know that if:
1-IF YOU SAW YOUR BF, WHO YOU LOVE, AND YOUR DADDY, WHO YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE AS WELL, DROWNING TOGETHER, WHO WOULD YOU SAVE..?? and
2-IF YOU KNEW IT WAS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH, WHO WOULD YOU SPEND IT WITH AND WHY..?
A: My boyfriend(if I ever get to keep one for so long to commit to ny kind of a realtionship), might just dump me and move on regardless that I saved his life. My father on the other hand has no choice but to bear me till the day he lives, there is no way he can ever get rid of me and being the annoying brat that I am I choose me DAD… (I know it was obvious)
My last day on earth??? I would throw a big bashful party and invite all the people I have ever met, even for a split second.(if I can know my last day on earth, possibility everything is possible)and spend it with everyone…(arent I the generous kind)
H: This next question is from Kuwait one who refers to himself as "the Don", of what little that we have heard of him he seems to be nothing like a DON , but a very sweet 6 ft biker who does not show his legs. His questions to you are:
1) Did you ever thought, or at least cross your mind, to meet me if you had the chance ? :))
2) What does a man have to do to kiss you ? ;)
A: how abt I answer the first one in a simple "YES!!!"
To kiss me is simple, keep me interested for atleast 8 months (the record holder is 6 months and he still get a kiss!!!) or get a ring on my finger… the choice is urs.
PS: My memory span = same as a goldfish,
My interest span < memory span.
H: Are u playing hard to get?
A: not really, I m pretty easy to talk to its just that I have never been there.*al Sighs*
H:Oh see another Kuwaiti Blogger , but its time for a break.Be right Back.